Sunday, 8 January 2012

Austria Oh 12 Teaser Director's Cut

With news of a huge storm hitting the Pinzgau region of Salzburgerland, the Austria Oh Production team have been hitting the editing suites hard this week in anticipation of next month's trip. Here is the latest effort to whet the appetites of all those concerned.

Friday, 6 January 2012

Ski leaks....

The rise of the internet has greatly increased the flow of information across the continents but some secrets have remained.... until now.

Here it is, the footage everyone has been waiting for, the leaked film of the Irish Olympic ski team taken from their secret base high in the Austrian Alps. Go Bananas has compiled a brief dossier on each athlete but in a regime with an attitude to secrecy that would impress any North Korean dictator, details are hard to come by.

Monday, 2 January 2012

Austria Oh 12 Teaser



Following the sad loss of key team mate, Chamonix, to the New Zealand Alps, the Austria Oh Team have kept themselves busy over the Christmas period. After hosting an intensive interview and boot camp process in the Embach HQ (results in following blog post), MickeyDogg snuck away from the future Irish Winter Ski Team to gather some intelligence on the state of the slopes before the upcoming Austria Oh 12 chapter.

We can confirm that as of the 30th of December Dienten is in great shape. An exhausting 9am to 4pm tour of the mountain was thoroughly enjoyed and the only hardship was digging out the Oh-Mobile after it was buried in the snow dumping down all day.

Hope to see you all soon!

Sunday, 1 January 2012

HELP!





The world famous 'Austria Oh' series of holidays has a large and scattered following and set of contributors, none more so eccentric than the McNally clan, the most talented musical family to hit the Austrian slopes since the Von Trapps. In a highly anticipated visit to Embach in the Pinzgau region of Salzburgerland, this Fab Family put on an interpretive display of The Beatles classic album cover Help, much to the delight of local onlookers.

Rumoured to be so sustainable she leaves no indentations in the snow behind her, let alone carbon footprints, Eimear McNally told this blog that the recreation of the Help album cover was literally and figuratively a cry for help in controlling greenhouse gasses and the well known link to the shrinking of alpine glaciers.

"If we don't stop this process right now there will be no 'ticket to ride' up the lifts for the skiers of tomorrow," she said in a desperate plea to snow enthusiasts the world over.

"If the glaciers keep melting at this rate for another few years we'll all be living in 'yellow submarines' if we're not careful," chipped in Kevin McNally whilst stroking his beard and looking wise.

Fellow interpretive ski prancer, Aoife, was not convinced at the impact the location of the display was having and encouraged them to disrupt village life saying, "Why don't we do it in the Road?" but the others disagreed and argued that if this smaller scale debut demonstration was a success they would like to carry it on 'Across the Universe.'

The whole event was greatly received and widely considered to be a huge success, certainly a show that those present will never forget.